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why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

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like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

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England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

LMAO!!! I swear I’ve had this conversation with a couple friends from Brighton.

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emtgin:

You might be in EMS if… 

  1. You remove any form of assessment/treatment from a nurse and do it yourself (IV, EKG, BP, finger stick, etc.)
  2. You assess a person’s veins when shaking their hand
  3. You speak in medical terms and your doctor has to look up what you said
  4. You’re pretty sure you can determine someone’s Mallampati score after a short conversation
  5. No one wants to play the “I saw the grossest thing” game with you anymore
  6. The microwave, dryer, and doorbell all sounds like pager tones
  7. You buy a car with ease-of-class 3-installation in mind
  8. You wipe your feet when leaving a house
  9. You pick a car color that will contrast or coordinate nicely with emergency lighting
  10. You firmly believe Valium should come as lollipops and salt licks
  11. Psych patients make decent conversationalists
  12. Oxygen tubing has been a major component in a practical joke
  13. If you wash your hands before going to the bathroom
  14. You count CPR as a cardio workout
  15. One word: “disbitch”
  16. You can recognize the “Ambulance Dance”
  17. When friends/family call you before 911
  18. It takes you longer to get ready to go out on the ambulance than it does on a date
  19. You know exactly how far away from the nearest trauma center you live
  20. You know the dispatchers’ shifts by heart
  21. The dispatchers know yours
  22. You plan major life events around things like marathons, opening of hunting season, and 4th of July
  23. A hot meal, shower, or bathroom break set you on edge
  24. “Quiet” is worse than any 4-letter word
  25. You’re pretty sure you know which frequent flyer has called just by their chief complaint
  26. You place bets on #25
  27. You win
  28. You’ve related to any one of the above…

Originally posted by indianatruckie here, reblog gave me formatting difficulties

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29) You eat your meals cold and in about 5 minutes

30) Finding humor in things others might find “inappropriate”

31) Knowing the difference between real time and Dialysis time

32. You decorate your Christmas tree with tourniquets, backboard straps, gloves, and roller gauze/toilet paper.

33. You have almost as much equipment in your POV as you do on your rig.

34. Your idea of ‘decorating for the holidays’ is placing an ‘EMR parking only’ sign in your driveway.

all of these hahaha

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